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Ford Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ford jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How is Harrison Ford like the Reddit admins?
Both should have said no to the latest update.
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#2
What does a Playboy Magazine and a Model T Ford have in common?
These days they're both hard to come by.
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#3
The Ford Escort was named after Henry Ford's love for high-priced hookers.
Ironically, you'll have to pay for sex if you drive one.
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#4
What do you call a lesbian driving a Ford Windstar full of penises?
A dick-van dyke. -Credit to Louis CK
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#5
he's not all bad: after an 12 hour shift at a local food kitchen, mayor Rob Ford selflessly turned down a hot meal.
"I've got more than enough to eat at home"
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#6
Seems like Harrison Ford is really
down to earth Too early?
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#7
I'm okay with Rob Ford illegally using the HOV lanes...
He technically counts as three people, doesn't he?
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#8
My favorite pickup line...
the Ford F Series
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#9
Someone told me Harrison Ford is part Jewish.
So it's fair to say, "Han hammered first."
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#10
Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?
So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.
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#11
So I heard you just saw a play at Ford Theater, how was it?
It was Mind-Blowing
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#12
Oregon Trail 2016: Jayden has a gluten allergy.
You can't even ford the river rn. Purchase one woke of oxen? Madison is literally dead
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#13
What did Lincoln say about his experience at Ford theater?
He said it was mind blowing.
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#14
Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?
Because he's Indie!
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#15
Did you hear the news about the CEO of Ford?
He was seen with an escort...
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#16
What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?
Han So-high.
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#17
I got to test the new self driving prototype, the Ford Dixie But it crashed and I can't get the police to help.
They hang up every time after I tell them "My Dixie wrecked"
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#18
What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?
Ford was my best friend.
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#19
Customs officials in Europe recently seized a shipment of cocaine that was addressed to the Vatican.
Which can only mean that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford just received a giant box of communion wafers.
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#20
Fords coming out with heated tailgates.
So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it home.
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