What Are Forehead Jokes?
Forehead Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of forehead jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
How does a blonde high-five?
She smacks herself in the forehead.
#2
Watching cooking shows makes you realize how
much forehead sweat is possibly in your food
#3
My wife has this mood ring...
It turns green when she's happy, blue when she's calm, and when she's angry it leaves a big red mark right on my forehead.
#4
Q: How does a blonde high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
#5
1) Put index and thumb together.
2) Place them where nose meets forehead. 3) Close eyes. 4) Sigh. 5) Check to see if person still talking.
#6
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
#7
why do Indians have red dots on there forehead?
because the council leader with his pointed finger pushing against there foreheads says "No your not having another free council house"
#8
Mood ring I got my wife a mood ring.
When she's in a good mood it turns a beautiful shade of blue. When she's in a bad mood it leaves an ugly red mark on my forehead.
#9
What do you call an owl with no forehead?
I sucked too many dongs last night to remember
#10
I tattooed the word "WINNER" on my forehead in case
I meet anyone new and they have any doubts
#11
COP: Describe the robber to our sketch artist ME: He had one eye higher
than the other and his lips on his forehead PICASSO: I got this
#12
Do you like tapes and CDs?
Other person: Yes Me: Good, so I can tape my dick to your forehead so you can see these nuts.
#13
The advantage of using a nailcutter is, you won't get scratchmark on your
forehead skin and the disadvantage is, you can't peel off garlic skin.
#14
A guy walks into a bar...
He says "ouch!" and grabs his forehead.
#15
Why do you never touch the red dot on an Indian person's forehead?
They will self destruct
#16
I accidentally dripped some mustard on my newborn daughter's forehead
and long story short a nurse just walked in and saw me lick the baby.
#17
I used to face my problems head on...
...now my forehead has bruises.
#18
"Excuse me, do you validate parking?" I sure do, champ.
*kisses your forehead* Your parking is second to none.
#19
A city worker was removing a stray bar extending out in to a sidewalk at forehead level...
Thousands of comedians pummeled him to death, and the jokes continued.
#20
Skyped my dad today and had a great conversation
with his forehead and nose hairs...
Why People Enjoy Forehead Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and forehead jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love forehead jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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