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#1
The Clippers are gonna be bought by the former CEO of Microsoft.
Apparently he's looking for something to occupy himself while Windows is installing "critical updates."
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#2
What do you call a former member of ISIS?
WASWAS
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#3
When the police asked Bernie if he profited from stealing millions of dollars
from his former clients he replied, "What do you think i'm Madoff?"
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#4
What do you call a former lacrosse player?
Ex Lax.
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#5
What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?
An algorithm.
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#6
Wet T-shirt contestant asks former
contest winner: Any pointers?
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#7
4 former presidents walk into
a bar Clinton gets a new STD
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#8
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima
Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self
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#9
Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant?
Right before the tanks were full he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.
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#10
Dogs and house intruders What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?
They were delicious.
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#11
What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?
The former is a band of cunning runts...
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#12
What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?
The former builds weapons, the latter targets
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#13
i wonder what it's like to be the pizzagate gun guy and discover
that your former comrades now believe that you're a crisis actor
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#14
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Because Pop'eyes couldn't use the same buildings as the former KFCs.
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#15
"Your former crush likes this thing" "Your former crush likes
this thing" "Your former crush likes this thing" -Facebook
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#16
How do you tell if your gas station attendant is a former porn star?
Right before he finishes pumping your gas he takes it out and sprays it all over your car
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#17
The Golden Globes are like the Oscars
produced by a former Soviet republic.
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#18
Why do Trans people hate the former Soviet Republics?
[Fucking CIS scum.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_of_Independent_States)
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#19
Made me laugh a bit A former Vice President recently wrote a song about math.
It's called the Al Gore Rhythm.
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#20
Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?
Paula Ab-doula
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