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What Are Fort Jokes?

Fort Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fort jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I'm not saying you're on twitter too much, but your six-year-old is running
an arms trade with the Mexican drug cartel out of his tree fort.
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#2
A fortnight is equal to 14 nights.
Unless you live in a fort,, it is equal to one night.. Fort math is only complicated to non-fort dwellers.
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#3
When a woman says, "We need to talk", it's no good.
Never has a woman said, "We need to talk" and followed it up with "about pillow forts".
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#4
I'm going to use a bomb to break into Fort Knox.
EDIT: Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
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#5
what do you mean you can't deliver
pizza to a pillow fort
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#6
I was going to have sex with you, but you asked what Mario Kart was and wore pants inside the pillow fort....I'm just kidding.
I don't care.
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#7
Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced "Louis-ville"
or "Louie-Ville?" Its pronounced "Frank-fort."
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#8
Pregnant women go through a "nesting" phase where they make
a tree fort out of twigs and parts of men they've killed.
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#9
If your child builds a snow fort, by law,
they have to move out and reside in it.
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#10
[first date] ME: I'm having a great time HER: I'm not ME: *peeking
out from my pillow fort* I don't even let my dog in here, Janet
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#11
What's the difference between a fort and a fortress?
A fortress has breastworks.
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#12
Just used my CVS receipt to build
a really cool fort for the kids.
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#13
Canadian castles...
They really aren't my fort-eh.
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#14
My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.
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#15
My girlfriend wanted to have a talk about how childish i am But she didn't
have the secret password to my pillow fort so she couldn't get in
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#16
I must remember...no matter how well hidden I might be in my cardoard
box fort, my boss can still track me down by the giggling.
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#17
Where do Floridians wash their clothes?
In Fort Launderdale.
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#18
My wife accused me of being immature...
So I told her to get out of my fort.
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#19
Worried that one day pillows will take
over and start making forts out of us.
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#20
Hello, Room service?
Yes, in order to make my fort structurally sound I'm gonna need 9 more pillows brought to room 355 Bring ice cream too
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Our collection features 42 Fort Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Fort Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Fort Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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How many Fort Jokes are available?
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Why do people enjoy Fort Jokes?
Fort Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Fort Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and fort jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Fort Jokes safe for all ages?
Most fort jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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fort jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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