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#1
A sign on the Golden Gate Bridge reads: "Now entering San Francisco, chains required...
...whips optional"
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#2
Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?
Their balls would fall out.
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#3
The woman seated next to me wanted to know if San Francisco is near the water.
I replied, "What's water?" so she wouldn't feel stupid.
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#4
What do you call Nazis from San Francisco?
Bay Aryans
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#5
All the guys here in San Francisco are super nice.
They keep asking if they can push my stool in. Even when I'm already sitting down or there are no chairs around.
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#6
Guys: What should you do if you drop your wallet in San Francisco?
Kick that shit to Oakland!!
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#7
Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?
They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.
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#8
Did you hear Green Bay (NFL) is in the process of a buyout by Ghiradelli chocolates?
They will be renamed the San Francisco Fudge Packers.
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#9
Why are US flags different in San Francisco?
They have gay bars.
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#10
What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?
They don't deliver on Sunday
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#11
What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?
Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.
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#12
I think the San Francisco 49ers should embrace their region's
history and name their cheerleaders the Gold Diggers
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#13
Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
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#14
"What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?
A BAYYYYker
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#15
A San Francisco man is running seven marathons in seven days on seven
continents; he's expected to be seven times as annoying about it.
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#16
How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco?
Both of them.
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#17
1995: the information superhighway will mean anyone can do anything
from anywhere 2015: must be willing to relocate to San Francisco
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#18
There are so many gay bars in San Francisco;
It's hard to keep them all straight.
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#19
Where does sans live?
Sans francisco
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#20
I heard that San Francisco had to change their team name to the 29ers this year...
because 20 of them left in the offseason.
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