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#1
I'm glad I didn't go to primary school with Freud.
I bet his "your mom" jokes made a few kids cry.
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#2
What did Sigmund Freud say when he had an epiphany?
Urethra!
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#3
"I'm too sexy for my mom."
- Right Said Freud
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#4
What happens when you give Sigmund Freud and Oedipus a bunch of cocaine?
A mother fucking awesome party.
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#5
Sigmund Freud discovered the "Freudian Slip" which
in my opinion, was pure penis...I mean genius.
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#6
Freud was wrong, I have no desire to sleep with my
mom I'd bang the shit out of my aunt, though.
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#7
How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?
Freud
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#8
Some members of Alphaville wanted to undergo Freud based therapy.
They talked it out and decided it would be better to stay forever Jung.
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#9
What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?
Freud rice.
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#10
Sigmund Freud walks into a...
~~breasts~~ bar
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#11
Did you hear about Freud's party last night?
Id was wild!
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#12
Freud had it wrong, women don't have penis envy, men have boob envy.
Explains the obesity epidemic and my need to breastfeed daily.
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#13
What, according to Freud, comes between fear and sex?
...funf.
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#14
So I finally decided to read one of Freud's books today...
It's been shitting on my self for awhile now.
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#15
What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?
He died at such a Jung age.
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#16
"Ways you would tell your mother you secretly
have the hots for her." -Family Freud
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#17
The problem with Freud...
The problem with Freud is that none of his theories are testicle. Edit: testable*
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#18
What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?
It was a Freudian slip
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#19
What does Freud like to do
with his mum Oedipussy
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#20
How many Freuds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and the other to hold the penis... I meant... The ladder.
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