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Friction Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of friction jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Tried to slide a cup towards me across the table.
The cup fell over instead. I blame friction.
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#2
I've just been reading a book all about lubricant...
It's a fantastic piece of non-friction.
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#3
Where can you find lubricant in the library?
In the non-friction section.
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#4
Did you hear about the physicist who moonlighted as a romance novelist?
He wrote complete works of friction.
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#5
How does Samuel L Jackson create fire with an orange?
He uses Pulp Friction
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#6
Two kittens are sitting on a roof.
Which one falls off first? The one with the smallest [](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friction#Coefficient_of_friction)
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#7
Why couldn't Mewtwo move?
There was too much friction.
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#8
Q: Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?
A: Because she was in the non-friction section.
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#9
You know what really grinds my gears?
Friction
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#10
What do you call a slippery book?
Non-Friction
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#11
Knock knock..Who's there?..Interrupting coefficient of friction..
The interrupting coeff--- MU!
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#12
Why doesn't anyone care about the plot in porn?
Because, nobody appreciates good friction anymore.
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#13
Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?
Because she was in the non-friction section.
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#14
I just finished reading a book about preventing skin injuries and burns...
The author classified the book as "non-friction"
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#15
The happiest person I know is a lubricant salesperson...
I guess you could say they don't have a lot of friction in their life.
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#16
What do you call a porno with aliens in it?
A science friction movie.
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#17
Why do men run faster than women rolling
friction is lesser than sliding friction
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#18
What is created when you rub two oranges together?
Pulp Friction
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#19
Wanna measure the coefficient of
static friction between us?
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#20
[OC] What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?
Pulp friction.
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