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Fruits Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fruits jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Do you know why fruits don't get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
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#2
What are twins favorite fruits?
Pears
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#3
Fruits are single-handedly keeping
the sticker industry afloat.
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#4
What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?
[OC] Cantaloupes.
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#5
What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?
Oranges and peaches.
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#6
What do you call gay paraplegics?
Fruits and vegetables!
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#7
What do you call two fruits that can't get married?
Cantaloupes
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#8
Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected
sex They get lemon-aids
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#9
Why is it so important to fruits to get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
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#10
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extreme handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables"
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#11
So there's a new charity, where gay people help disabled
people It's going to be called Fruits and Vegetables.
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#12
Why are there no gay men in the army reserves?
All of the fruits are diploid
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#13
Spent morning at the farmers market carefully selecting
fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday.
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#14
So did you hear about the cannibal that broke into the gay hospital?
At least he's getting his fruits and vegetables now.
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#15
Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?
Because he ate five fruits a day!
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#16
How did the fruits get married?
They Cantaeloped!
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#17
I started a fertilizer store but but got sued by Apple Inc.
They patented selling overpriced shit for fruits.
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#18
[commercial] "I'm tired of fruits that
taste good." Narrator: GRAPEFRUIT
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#19
How does a butt pirate prevent scurvy.
He eats a lot of "fruits".
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#20
Women are like Fruits.
Every Woman has her own unique taste and color. But The problem is the Men. They seem to love Fruit salad..!!
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