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Gangster Jokes

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What Are Gangster Jokes?

Gangster Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of gangster jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Twelve, you got a problem with that?
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#2
Why do gangsters hold their pistols sideways?
Because that's how it comes in the box :D
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#3
Hey rappers on twitter, saying "LOL" in every tweet is about as
gangster as two dolphins sitting on a rainbow tongue kissing
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#4
When I hear the term "Flash Mob" I think of old Italian
gangsters wearing nothing but trench-coats.
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#5
a lawyer, a priest, and a gangster walk into a
bar bartender says, "what is this, a joke??"
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#6
Where is the gangster egg from?
The Upper Sunny-Side
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#7
[call] MOM: please be safe in the snowstorm.
ME: idgaf about snow i'm a gangster. MOM: what? ME: i said thanks for calling i love you.
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#8
Did you hear about the gangster panda?
It eats shoots and leaves.
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#9
4 yo: Mommy, it feels so good.
Me: What does? 4 yo: To be a gangster. Me: ... Go tell your father I said to come here.
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#10
What do you get when you cross a gangster and a serial killer?
Murdered. (If you don't get it: "cross" can mean "betray")
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#11
*lowers car suspension to look more gangster*
*takes 12 minutes to ride over a speedbump*
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#12
What is it called when a gangster kills his friend?
A Homie-cide
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#13
Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?
The tube top was strapless.
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#14
If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man what would you have?
Organised grime (crime).
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#15
Why isn't the word gangster pronounced [Jang-ster]?
Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'
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#16
What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?
A rice crippy.
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#17
What does an uncircumcised gangster say?..
"I cum from the hood"
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#18
How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?
Someone dropped a dime on him.
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#19
What do you call it when a gangster accidentally kills a fellow gang member?
Homiecide
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#20
How do you tell if you're a real gangster?
Take a blud test [OC]
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Gangster Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Gangster Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and gangster jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love gangster jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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gangster jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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