What Are Gangsters Jokes?
Gangsters Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of gangsters jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
JIMMY THE BULB Q: How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'.
#2
Why don't gangsters play quidditch?
They always just kill the snitch.
#3
Gangstas Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
#4
What do gangsters put on their nachos?
Glock-amole
#5
Why do gangsters hold their pistols sideways?
Because that's how it comes in the box :D
#6
We have rappers who used to be pimps and gangsters telling
us not to download music because it's stealing.
#7
Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?
On the Yeast Side.
#8
Where do Italian gangsters come from?
The spaghetto
#9
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Twelve, you got a problem with that?
#10
Kevin, children are allowed to order pizzas.
You don't have to make the delivery guy think he's being shot at by gangsters. For christ sake.
#11
How do gangsters receive communications?
Gmail
#12
99 Homes was originally a movie
about Mexican gangsters
#13
Why aren't there any Jewish gangsters?
Because they don't "come from the hood"
#14
Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?
'Cause all their pants are half-off
#15
It was so cold out today I actually saw a
few gangsters with their pants pulled up.
#16
Where do adolescent gangsters go?
The childhood
#17
When I hear the term "Flash Mob" I think of old Italian
gangsters wearing nothing but trench-coats.
Why People Enjoy Gangsters Jokes
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Another reason people love gangsters jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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