What Are Gateway Jokes?
Gateway Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of gateway jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
while memes are a great gateway to wasting your life away online,, they're not for everyone .
ask your doctor if memes are right for you
#2
weed is a gateway drug.
*opens gate* Welcome To CoolFunLand
#3
Marijuana is not a gateway drug...
I have never been smoking weed and thought, "I know what this needs! Meth!..."
#4
Why did Gateway computers go out of business?
Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.
#5
420 is a gateway holiday to harder,
more serious holidays.
#6
"weed is a gateway drug" "to what?
the fridge? Hahaha" *loses car, house, wife, and job because of fridge addiction*
#7
Pot is a gateway drug.
But the gateway is cluttered with gallons of ice cream & stacks of pizza, so it's hard to pass through.
#8
Pot bellied pigs are gateway pigs
to cocaine bellied pigs.
#9
According to the D.A.R.E website, Marijuana is no longer a gateway drug...
Guess that means I tried all those other drugs willingly.
#10
They say acid is a gateway drug..
But good luck getting to the fridge when there's a fucking dragon guarding it!
#11
Coffee is a gateway drug.
You end up stirring liquid with increasingly larger sticks until eventually you're paddling a kayak.
#12
(For Ents) So the D.E.A filed a report So the D.E.A filed a report about the Old lady who swallowed the Fly.
Turns out Flies are a Gateway Bug
#13
Marijuana is the gateway drug to taking 45 minutes
to pick out which color Gatorade you want to buy.
#14
any drug is a gateway drug if you
do it while standing in a gateway
#15
Doormats are a
gateway rug.
#16
Purchasing a rain barrel often leads to buying more water collecting devices I guess you could say a rain barrel is a gateway jug.
(Modified from a story heard on NPR) : )
#17
weed is a gateway drug.
cocaine's a compaq drug. ecstasy is made by hp. heroin is from the guys that do the plastic computers in model homes
#18
Candy cigarettes are a gateway
drug to rock candy.
#19
'Weeds' is a gateway show...
...watching it can lead to binging on more serious programs like 'Breaking Bad'.
#20
They're calling the internet a drug now.
Don't worry, though. It's not as bad as Cocaine or Heroin. They're calling it a 503 bad gateway drug.
Why People Enjoy Gateway Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and gateway jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love gateway jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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