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What Are Gem Jokes?

Gem Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of gem jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Heard this gem in the video game L.A.
Noire. Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have saw it.
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#2
Where do chicken strips find love?
Chicken tinder ~Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
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#3
Six year old just gave me these gems What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course? Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over? Rhody.
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#4
What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?
Well, one of them is a cunning runt... side note: apparently Jim Morrison of The Doors said this gem at a meeting with some record executives.
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#5
Father in-law told me this gem: "God made
a woman..." But didn't take one.
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#6
I know this gem of a procrastination joke.
I'll tell you later.
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#7
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Gagged. Credit to my house-mate for this gem!
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#8
This is one of those gems thought up at 4 am, why does nobody listen to Neo-Nazis?
It's all just white noise.
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#9
I got this gem from a 6-year-old ...seriously, I need to get rid
of it fast, the law really frowns on stealing from children.
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#10
Why don't you play Uno with a Mexican?
Because they take all the green cards. (friend at work told me this gem)
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#11
Web Designer: "Making my shit responsive, is a pain in the
ass" friend who is a web designer dropped that "gem".
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#12
I thought I share this gem What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?
.....Leave the plunger in the toilet!
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#13
People say musicians are gems I used to think Simon and Garfunkel
were real gems, but then I about diamond and carbuncle.
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#14
When a man sleeps with a lot of women....
....he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum. -Another gem by Jimmy Carr
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#15
If you're fat, don't sugar coat it Because you'll probably eat that too!
In the midst of this craziness I saw this gem. Not my joke. Credit to everyone who thought of it first.
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#16
Made a small donation to a street comedian for this gem...
how do you know your at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit
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#17
If video games taught me anything it's that you don't need to work
because there's precious gems just laying around everywhere.
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#18
My son dropped this gem on me Son: Dad what's a cow plus 2 say?
Me: Cow cow? Son: Twwoooooooooo
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Gem Jokes?
Our collection features 18 Gem Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Gem Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Gem Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Gem Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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We currently have 18 Gem Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Gem Jokes?
Gem Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Gem Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and gem jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love gem jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Gem Jokes to share?
A good gem jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Gem Jokes safe for all ages?
Most gem jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Gem Jokes?
gem jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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