What Are Generals Jokes?
Generals Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of generals jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why are there no podiatrist generals?
Because all they know is de feet
#2
Donald Trump has been making headlines, "Trump Taps Secretaries." by grabbing Generals.
He's come a long way from grabbing privates.
#3
Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?
General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.
#4
Where do generals keep their armies?
in their sleevies
#5
All of Hitlers generals were having a cookout, why wasn't Hitler invited?
He always burnt the franks.
#6
Of his generals, who did Hitler think was the least funniest?
Hermann Boering!
#7
Several of Hitlers Generals disappeared after the war, and became animal doctors.
Because they were Veteran Aryans.
#8
Where do war generals make decisions?
In a think tank
#9
I got kicked out of the army yesterday.
They called it a dishonorable discharge.... ....i call it jizzing over the generals face whilst he was asleep.
#10
How do generals show their gratitude to their troops?
They give tanks.
#11
Joke from WWII: The USSR's three greatest generals.
What're the names of the USSR's three greatest generals? December, January, and February!
#12
Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam?
When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing. I'm so sorry.
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