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#1
*Lysol kills 99.9% of germs on my counter* LYSOL: "Hey .1% germs...
( -_-)>- (_) Tell your friends"
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#2
My anti bacterial hand wash promises to kill germs & moisturise at the same time.
Such violence & nurturing from the one product.
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#3
*Food hits floor* Little Germs: "Let's get it!" King Germ: "No!!!
We must wait 5 seconds......"
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#4
If alcohol kills germs and laughter is the best medicine,
I'm the healthiest person on the planet.
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#5
I wonder if back street boys have there own lunch room?
a Bac-a-teria.THANK YOU ,THANK YOU VERY MUCH LADIES AND GERMS.
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#6
Why doesn't germaphobes masterbate ?
Because they don't like all the germs that come with it.
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#7
This holiday season, get your girl a Jared Diamond ...but get her
Collapse--she's probably already read Guns, Germs, and Steel.
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#8
Did you know Lysol kills 99.9% of germs & my toothpaste has tartar control?
You would too if you sat in my bathroom without your phone.
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#9
In the 90's did the backstreet boys have a cafeteria?
I mean a bacteria.Thank you ladies and germs.
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#10
If youre giving mouth-to-mouth, and you don't want to get germs,
you can put a harmonica between your lips and the victim's
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#11
*Alcohol kills germs.
*Vodka is alcohol. *Flu is germs. *Vodka kills the flu. *You're welcome!
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#12
Why did we use guns in world war 2 against the Germans?
We could've used Frebreze, it kills 99.99% of germs anyways.
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#13
What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?
An Amoeba.
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#14
Shaking hands is so weird: "Nice to meet you,
have some germs and dead skin cells."
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#15
If alcohol kills germs and laughter is the best medicine,
I'm the healthiest mofo on this planet.
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#16
Can anyone explain this joke for me?
I just don't get it, so it is either meant to be absurd/nonsensical or I am missing historical context: Q:What do you know about Damascus? A:It kills 99% of germs.
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#17
*Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!!!
King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!
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#18
"Bro she's a cold digger" [later with gf] Do you only want me for my germs?
[she stops licking my face] Why would you ask that?
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#19
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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#20
In other words, 2 percent of household
germs kinda like Lysol spray
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