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#1
I've been diagnosed with kleptomania...
when it gets really bad, I have to take something.
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#2
I just got fired for looking up clown videos on my lunch break.
My boss didn't buy that "Lisa Ann gets creampied" is a clown video
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#3
The phrase 'lazy asshole' is an oxymoron...
Because an asshole gets shit done.
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#4
How can a male get a maid for free?
He gets married.
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#5
[NSFW] What goes between boobs, and gets longer the more you pull on it?
A seatbelt
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#6
[prison riot] me: here comes the tickle monster!!
[gets stabbed 100 times]
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#7
When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?
Ah horse apples!
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#8
Some guy changed all his pass words to 'incorrect' so his computer
can tell him the right pass word if he gets it wrong
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#9
Lincoln and Twilight opening the same weekend?
Once again, Abe gets killed in a theater, and he's already fought vampires once this year.
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#10
When my 9 year old gets off the phone with his girlfriend,
I'm going to ask him for some dating advice.
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#11
My 10 yr old thinks I expect too much out of her.
I told her we could discuss it when she gets home from work.
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#12
*Action movie guy gets shot 3 times* It's nothing, I'll be fine.
*gets shot a 4th time* Wow ok, that last one, ok whoooooo.
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#13
What if Bruce Jenner's whole "Caitlyn" thing is just a big joke, but nobody gets it because ...
... women aren't funny ?
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#14
What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeno buisness. ... I'll let my self out.
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#15
A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night...
... and he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, "Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"
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#16
What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?
Their criminal record.
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#17
When she stops crying and gets really quiet, keep your guard up.
You're experiencing what scientists refer to as "the eye of the shitstorm."
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#18
[blind date gets in car] Okay, I wanna have dinner early so we can go to Petco & watch 'em feed the snakes.
Unless you wanna do Petco first.
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#19
Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time:
Where do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected?
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#20
My friend tells me he gets 20 times more bitches than
me I told him: u get no bitches because 20*0=0 :(
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