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Ghosts Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ghosts jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?
Skelly-vision!
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#2
How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?
Zero. They don't exist.
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#3
I don't know if ghosts are real but people with bad breath
are very real and to me that is far more terrifying
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#4
So a man walks into a game shop and buys COD: Ghosts......
...gets it home, plays it and realises it's the same as every other COD game ever. Guess that's not really a joke.....
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#5
Ten Ways To Tell If Your Kitchen Is Haunted: 1.) Flying forks
2.) Pre-fried eggs 3.) Fridge moaning/wailing 4-10.) Ghosts
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#6
Why do ghosts never age?
They use Bootox.
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#7
What do ghosts use for lube?
Rectoplasm...
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#8
[stand-up comic bombing] Comic: I guess I can tell you my joke about ghosts Audience: BOOOOOO!
Comic: Oh ok you've heard that one before.
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#9
If whores, witches, ghosts and hobo's show up on my doorstep, I can only
assume it's Halloween because our family reunion was in July....
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#10
What is a ghosts favourite job?
Tax Inspectre
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#11
I got a Ouija board tattooed on my back to
trick ghosts into giving me massages.
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#12
Why can't ghosts make babies?
They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.
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#13
I really don't appreciate ghosts coming back from the dead just to tell me I'm doing a bad job.
Boooooo
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#14
Why can't ghosts have babies?
They have hollow weenies!
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#15
Luigi: You got your own land, world & galaxy.
Can I have Mario Mansion? Mario: ok fine [under breath] gonna put a bunch of ghosts in it tho
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#16
Why do ghosts make the best thieves?
Because possession is 9/10 of the law
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#17
What do kinky ghosts enjoy?
Boo-kake
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#18
I WISH I WERE PAC-MAN SO WHEN I GOT UPSET I COULD EAT SOME
CHERRIES & EVERYONE AROUND ME WOULD TURN INTO GHOSTS
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#19
What's the first thing ghosts do when they get
into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts
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#20
I don't believe in ghosts.
They're always lying to me.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and ghosts jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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