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#1
Goals for my kids before I had them: teach them Spanish, only use positive reinforcement, never yell.
After: get them to put on pants.
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#2
I wish my car ran on shattered dreams instead of gas.
I'd be able to make it to Canada on my failed ninja goals alone.
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#3
How many goals did Germany score?
A brazillian
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#4
i don't do crossfit, i cross "fit" off my list of goals.
way easier.
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#5
How many goals did Germany score?
gerMANY
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#6
How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?
Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup?" Paul died laughing.
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#7
I joke a lot, but in reality nothing can stop me from reaching my
goals, except for shiny distractions or moderate discomfort.
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#8
[job interview] "So what are your goals
for working here?" To be home by 5
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#9
Getting laughs on Facebook is like going down to the
elementary school and dunking on the six foot goals.
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#10
One of the main goals for Republicans is to close our Borders.
Well, mission accomplished. I hear they're going after Books-A-Million next.
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#11
Life Goals Me at 14 - get a girl to like me, figure out how to have
sex Me at 34 - get a girl to like me, figure out how to have sex
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#12
Goals: 0) Start indexing
at zero
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#13
That's 49 -7 in
dog goals.
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#14
Boyfriend questionnaire: 1) Have job?
2) Have car? 3) Have goals? If you answer yes to any of the above questions thanks but no thanks.
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#15
Don't forget to sacrifice your own personal goals
to live up to someone else's expectations today!
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#16
Soccer player calls his wife after a game...
Player: "I scored two goals!!" Wife: "Great! What was the end scored?" Player: "1:1"
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#17
What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?
Bae-goals
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#18
[job interview] "So what are your goals for
working here?" To be home by noon...
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#19
Hey girl, are you calculus?
Because you're hard to understand and seem pretty useless in the greater scope of my life goals.
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#20
goals for 2016: 1) spend more time with my son 2) learn about his fav
video games 3) defeat him 4) become video game household champion
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