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Goats Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of goats jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do goats do to get off?
They pasturebate
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#2
Scientist have found a rare mutation in some goats...
It's called the Billy gene and causes them to believe that the kid is not their son.
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#3
I'm never buying clothes for my kids again
Dang baby goats just eat everything!
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#4
2 goats were found to have dyslexia
after turning up to a toga party.
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#5
In biblical times, I would have given
your dad so many goats for you.
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#6
Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and hey why
did you bring all these goats they're eating this luscious grass.
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#7
Why did ISIS stop looting viagra?
The goats all died.
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#8
What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?
kicked out of the petting zoo...
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#9
Why was Obama so disappointed when he went to a screening of The Men Who
Stare At Goats Being a Muslim, he thought there would be more romance.
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#10
What's the difference between a goat and a kid?
I stopped butchering goats.
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#11
I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because
I want to know how many goats I'm worth.
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#12
Three goats walked into
a Stop N Shop.
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#13
What's the difference between a goat and a kid?
My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising my goats.
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#14
If you're going to Greece change your currency at the airport Nor sure
how you're going to get 100 goats on a plane though Source: radio
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#15
What do goats do on election day?
Voat. co
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#16
Scots vs English Why do Scotsman wear kilts?
Cause sheep can hear a zipper at 50 yards. Why do the English wear trousers? Cause goats are deaf.
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#17
I've just been to the Travel agents to pick up my spending money for my trip to Greece.
How the hell am I going to get these 100 goats onto the plane?
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#18
Why do Arabs wear thawbs?
Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.
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#19
What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?
Goats
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#20
ISIS commander to troops ISIS commander: Do you guys know what the leading cause of goat rape is?
Troops: No, what? ISIS commander: Sexy Goats ;)
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