What Are God Jokes?
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#1
God: u can ask me 1 question me: ok if the singular of geese is goose
is the singular of sheep a shoop God: [later] devil: welcome to hell
#2
Why did God give men penises?
So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
#3
Critics are raving about Mud.
"It's like dirt but wet" says one. "Oh god it's in my eyes" says another
#4
With God all things are possible; but with money all things are probable.
And with a good accountant, they're all deductible.
#5
Have you found Jesus?
No? Me neither. I think we lost him near the border. God, I hope he's ok. He had like all the cocaine with him.
#6
I've had a revelation from God himself!
and he told me to share it with you all! It's hmm...ehhh... wait just a second, damn I think I have forgotten it! bah can't have been that important then
#7
Computers are like old testament gods.
Lots of rules and no mercy. Not mine, got it somewhere on the internet.
#8
Why are crosses not in fashion?
They're too God-y
#9
Me: when is the pizza ready?
Dad: will you wait! Me: I DID MY WAITING Dad: oh god no Me: TWELVE YEARS Dad: not again Me: IN AZKABAN
#10
Why did god give women yeast infections?
So they know what it is like to live with an irritating cunt. Zing!
#11
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.
#12
[Creation] God: These dinosaurs are ruining the place!
Angel: Maybe they'll evolve? G: *throws a rock* A: Sick shot! G: Next time, apes
#13
*brain waking up* oh god please not again I can't keep existing in this
reality *brain 20 minutes later* 1000000 chameleons is a chamillion
#14
Told my girlfriend she should scream out 'my god you're huge'!!
at her gynaecologist appointment to freak out the others in the waiting room
#15
What do dyslexic Koreans eat?
Gods
#16
Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
#17
God gave us the brain to work out problems.
However, we use it to create more problems.
#18
My wife treats me like a God Every evening
at dinner I get a burnt offering.
#19
the only proof i have that there is a god is that one time i saw a dude
in a "Bazinga" shirt get into a car and drive directly into a tree
#20
God: Noah, I need an ark.
Noah: Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter? God: Uh [huge grin] cos I'm banging his wife? [raises hand] up top?
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