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#1
Guy goes to his psychotherapist wearing nothing but some transparent
underpants the doctor says, "I can clearly see your nuts"
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#2
A man goes to see a psychologist wear only plastic wrap on his
whole body The psychologist says well I can see your nuts
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#3
BREAKING: Popeye Expresses Outrage
as Pope Goes to Mount Olive
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#4
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
One goes \*whack* "Fuck." The other goes "Fuck." \*whack*
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#5
"And the Oscar for Best Actress goes to.....Beyonce?"
*Kanye slowly sits down*
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#6
What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
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#7
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
A frog in a blender !
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#8
A guy goes to a record store to pick up a Meshuggah CD...
but he can't because it's too heavy.
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#9
in the cha cha slide he goes "NOW its time to get funky!" halfway
through the song like i wasn't getting funky already?
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#10
A nun goes to the greengrocer, asking for a cucumber.
"Get 2" he says. "So you have one to eat"
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#11
i heard a rumor about a horny mistake yeah, they say the mistake also has no life
so the mistake just goes around the /r/joke subreddit to use up his time.
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#12
Arnold Schwarzenegger goes to a Halloween party.
The theme is "Dead Classical Composers"... When asked who he'll dress up as, Arnold says, "I'll be Bach."
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#13
How can you tell a clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds
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#14
What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?
Ronda Rousey
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#15
This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist.
The lousy Golfer goes splash then damn. The lousy Parachutist goes damn then splash.
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#16
A guy goes to a Halloween party with nothing but a condom on his nose...
Someone asks him "what have you come as." The guy shrugs his shoulders and says "fuck knows"
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#17
I had some good news today; a TV Station have commissioned my new show about what goes on inside a cockpit.
We're filming the pilot next week.
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#18
Give man a jacket and he'll be warm when he goes outside.
Teach a man to jack it and he'll never go outside again.
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#19
[NSFW] What goes between boobs, and gets longer the more you pull on it?
A seatbelt
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#20
What goes "ha ha, thump thump?"
A guy laughing his balls off.
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