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Gold Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of gold jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...
But she did move to California in 1849
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#2
I donated $4 to Bernie's campaign
I gave someone reddit gold.
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#3
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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#4
Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal?
He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.
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#5
A man asked Hitler " Would you kill a jew for 8 pieces of gold?
" Hitler said : Nein.
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#6
Thanks for the gold!
I'm an optimistic guy.
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#7
Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
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#8
Finding exactly what right women don't have in America is like transmuting iron to gold.
You can't.
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#9
Mexicans used to excel at cross-country...
... but Donald Trump could be the reason they get a gold in pole-vaulting
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#10
How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
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#11
Why do Italian men wear gold chains?
So they know where to stop shaving.
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#12
I tell this joke all the time on Reddit...
...it never gets gold.
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#13
Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?
Pupil : It's stolen !
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#14
2016: Trump elected 2018: Border wall completed 2020: Mexico takes
Gold, Silver & Bronze in Pole Vault at the Summer Olympics
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#15
What do you call a second hand gold necklace?
Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)
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#16
I was talking to my science class...
...about Astronomical Units (Au). Our conversation was gold.
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#17
My dad caught me smoking his cigarettes...
He beat me until I was white and gold.
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#18
Best Deal Ever My wife said she'll divorce me if I get I phone 6S Rose gold.
That's the deal..
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#19
I've successfully made a time machine Thank
you kind stranger for giving me gold
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#20
TIL why my adopted daughter keeps screaming "Reddit Gold" Apparently there's
this really popular movie with a hit song that kids just love.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and gold jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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