What Are Gorilla Jokes?
Gorilla Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of gorilla jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My favorite animal at the zoo is the gorilla...
I ain't lion.
#2
What's the name of that German Video game with the polite gorilla?
Danke Kong
#3
Roses are red Violets are blue There is
one less gorilla In the cincinatti zoo
#4
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?
She was the beast of the show!
#5
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
because their fingers are so big.
#6
What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?
Ape Suzettes!
#7
A bloke walks into a bar with his gorilla and the barman
asks "What drink can I get you?" "Just ice for Harambe"
#8
Watching my mother-in-law order at Starbucks is like watching
a drunk gorilla try to start a car with a french fry.
#9
What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?
Hairy Potter.
#10
What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?
Harambre
#11
If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin
Gorillas would they be the Apes of Raft?
#12
What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
#13
Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?
His balk was worse than his bite!
#14
Why do gorillas have such big fingers?
Because they have such big nostrils.
#15
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?
A cross.
#16
What do you call a gorilla in water?
Harambait.
#17
What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?
Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)
#18
Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!
#19
What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?
Haram Bay
#20
So apparently a gorilla got shot at the zoo for grabbing a kid that had wandered into its enclosure..
And social media went apeshit.
Why People Enjoy Gorilla Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and gorilla jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love gorilla jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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