What Are Grammar Jokes?
Grammar Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of grammar jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
When attempting to make a good first impression imagine how important good grammar is.
Wrong. Importanter.
#2
Why are divorces so expensive?
Because they are worth it! EDIT: to please all the grammar Nazis of the world
#3
I try to use proper grammar and punctuation in all of my tweets, until
I'm about to go over the 140 character limit...& den u no how it b.
#4
Instead of Grammar Nazis, can we call them Grammar Alt Rights?
Because your Grammar sure isn't Altright.
#5
In my first job, I had to proofread tampon box instructions.
Grammar was good, but it was clear that they had no idea how a period works.
#6
Grammar tip Farther = physical distance Further =
metaphorical distance Father = emotional distance
#7
Congratulations on being the kind of person who corrects the grammar of others, unsolicited.
You're the Microsoft Word Paperclip.
#8
My girlfriend hates when I correct her grammar.
She's like "What's with all the red pen marks in my diary?"
#9
In a spelling bee contest, what is a Jewish candidates worst nightmare?
A grammar Nazi
#10
How to keep an idiot waiting?
I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.
#11
I don't think it's correct to call them grammar Nazis anymore...
They seem to prefer the label "alt-write" nowadays.
#12
How do you make a door cry?
You twist its knob. edit: grammar
#13
Proper grammar is the difference...
... between knowing your shit and not knowing you're shit.
#14
Hitler on mining "Sir, we are mining too many useless ores" [Hitler rubs chin] "So mine
less" [Grammar Nazi bursts through the door] "MINE FEWER!" [Hitler looks up] "Yes?"
#15
Why are there so many grammar Nazis on the internet?
Because English majors have no jobs.
#16
Why did the grammar nazi request someone else's tombstone to be placed on his grave?
He was a big fan of transferred epitaph.
#17
The mailman gave me a letter from a child this morning.
The grammar was bad. But the delivery was good.
#18
My professor really snapped yesterday, went all crazy on the blackboard during math lecture He really did a number on it.
Its days are numbered now. Edit: grammar
#19
If Nefertiti owned a topless bar which served tea she could have marketed her business with t-shirts.
You could call them 'Nefertiti's titties, tease, teas, and tees.' Edit: better grammar/phrasing.
#20
Three guys walk into a bar...
And their families are slowly torn apart by alcoholism. (Edit: typo pointed out by grammar Nazi)
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