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Gravy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of gravy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Instead of a post-workout protein shake I have mashed potatoes and
gravy and instead of working out I have mashed potatoes and gravy.
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#2
I wasn't entirely comfortable slaughtering that goat under the light
of a full moon but grandma's gravy recipe was very specific.
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#3
What does the ghost like on his roast beef?
grave-y gravy
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#4
[blind date] Her: so do you go on a lot of dates?
Me: *sucking the gravy from my plate* a lot of first ones.
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#5
What is a mortician's favorite side dish?
Gravy
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#6
Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?
Because someone stole his boat.
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#7
you're mama so fat...
she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
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#8
My biggest fear is that my last words before dying will
be something less than poignant like, "Gravy is nice."
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#9
I made a really sexy gravy.
It was saucy. I put a few raisins in it, but it started getting fruity.
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#10
I just invested in chicken stock.
It's all gravy.
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#11
My toddler is learning to speak so I'm trying to teach him some phrases for social success.
Things like "true dat" and "pass the gravy."
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#12
Opening a store called The Gorp!
It's exactly like The Gap except we sell gravy.
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#13
9am: *starts diet* 2pm: *injects
KFC gravy intravenously*
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#14
I guess it's time to lose some weight.
I cut myself shaving and gravy came out...
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#15
Eating some turkey?
Put gravy on it. Mashed potatoes dry? Try gravy. Headache? Shot of gravy. Depressed? More gravy. Lost a limb? Gra
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#16
KFC Team Member: Anything else?
Me: More gravy please, I'll say when [several hours later] KFC TM: WE'RE GONNA DROWN M: I didn't say when
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#17
What's the difference between pussy and mashed potatoes
Mashed potatoes don't make their own gravy
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#18
There once was a chef who made gravy that was so good people couldn't stand up after tasting it...
...they fell for his roux.
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#19
Date: So, what are you passionate about?
Me: Haha, have you heard of gravy?
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#20
[first date] HER: You smell so good.
What are you wearing? ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
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