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Grease Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of grease jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I always assumed the movie "Grease" got its title from
how those characters managed to fit into those pants.
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#2
I hate it when I'm trying to make money
and someone greases the stripper pole.
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#3
My parents let me watch Grease constantly when I was a kid & then they
were all, whoa why is our teenager always super drunk in tight pants?
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#4
They offered me money to promote a product in my Twitter account, but
my dignity is strong, as Axion "The true grease stain remover"
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#5
A genius would have put
Kevin Bacon in Grease.
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#6
What do you call a hard working midget?
A little elbow grease ^just ^thought ^of ^this ^one
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#7
I had to grease a lot of palms to get to where I am today
*cut to me oiling up tropical trees* haha excellent
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#8
How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
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#9
Why did Aristotle hate French fries?
They were fried in ancient grease!
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#10
(gym) Me: *tries to lift dumbbell *drops it Trainer: COME ON!
IT'S NOT THAT HEAVY! Me: I know, it's just this KFC grease making it slip
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#11
My pants are also my
iPhone grease wipes.
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#12
Y'all know what they call Jamaica?
Grease of Western Hemisphere. Disclaimer: Does anyone here know where this is from? Heard my friend say it, was wondering where he got it from.
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#13
So John Travolta's career has been dwindling recently...
I guess you could say he fell from Grease.
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#14
Whenever fat people tell you they are on a diet, it just means they started
dabbing their pizza with a napkin to get some of the grease off.
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#15
What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?
Run over an Italian.
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#16
If they ever reboot Grease, it must be directed by M.
Night Shama-lamma-ding-dong.
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#17
Grease (1978, musical) A highschool girl wins happiness and the acceptance
of her peers by changing who she is and taking up smoking.
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#18
I was going to grease my mechanic's hand with a $20 bill for the phenomenal job he did but ...
he already overcharged me by $200.
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#19
What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?
Turkey and grease
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#20
My son decided to help me clean the car today.
After ten minutes of watching him, I told him to use some elbow grease. Two hours later, the idiot came back and told me that he couldn't find it.
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Are Grease Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Grease Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Grease Jokes?
Grease Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Grease Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and grease jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Grease Jokes safe for all ages?
Most grease jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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