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What Are Green Jokes?

Green Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of green jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If you pronounce gullible very slowly it
sounds like you're saying green bears.
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#2
The guy behind me honked a nanosecond after the light turned green.
So I put on my flashers and here I sit, tweeting about the whole thing
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#3
How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?
They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
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#4
[Twister] DOG 1: left paw green DOG 2: i told u this was a terrible idea
DOG 1: cmon Jim just pick the green one DOG 2: THEYRE ALL GREY GARY
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#5
Thanks for painting the cell towers green so they look like trees,
California, but can you paint the homeless like pavement next?
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#6
What is green and smells like pork?
Kermit The Frog's finger.
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#7
What's green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree?
A pool table.
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#8
Q: What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?
A: A fuel injected pickle.
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#9
Houses If the Red House is red and the Blue House is Blue, what color is the Green House?
... Brown. I accidentally broke the sprinkler system.
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#10
What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the Frog's finger.
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#11
Reddit is a really blue community...
...because everyone is really sad about all the "reddit is green" reposts.
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#12
Stop thinking that aliens are green!
I mean seriously, I saw a few brown skinned Mexicans...
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#13
What is green and goes backwards
at 1000 miles per hour/ (Snorts)
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#14
Why does green think yellow is such a slut?
Because yellow blue red.
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#15
What's red and green and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
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#16
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels. Credit to my gymnastics coach
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#17
The doctor told me I need more greens in my diet.
So I have no switched to mint Oreos.
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#18
Two blondes are waiting at a traffic light One says "It's green."
The other ponders a few seconds, then replies "A frog"
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#19
What's the difference between a red bucket and a green
spade One is a red bucket and one is a green spade.
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#20
What's green and red, and goes round and round?
A frog in a food blender.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and green jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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