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Grenade Jokes

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What Are Grenade Jokes?

Grenade Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of grenade jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
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#2
What do women and hand grenades have in common?
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away.
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#3
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth.
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#4
Chuck Norris joke, cause it's been a while Chuck Norris pull the pin in
a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.
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#5
do you think the guy who designed hand grenades
really hated pineapples, or really loved them?
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#6
*hand grenades* *blow torch* *AK 47* *sulfuric acid* *ninja training*
My Google search history yesterday after I found a spider.
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#7
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back.
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#8
How are a grenade and a wife similar?
If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone
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#9
I walked into an explosives shop the other day and wanted to buy a grenade with my debit card.
It all went horribly wrong when the cashier asked for my pin.
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#10
Some sad news from Australia...
the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.
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#11
What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?
Flash-banged. ;)
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#12
When my dead English friend Nate pees on my newly grey-painted German grenades.
My late mate Euro-nate urinated on my freshly greyed grenades, great!
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#13
Oh you have a hard time gaining weight?
That's cool. Here, hold this grenade.
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#14
Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?
If you're good at something never do it for free.
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#15
A wife is like a hand grenade...
remove the ring and your house is gone!
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#16
Sent him a pic and he replied "BOOM!!" Trying to figure out
if that means he liked it or he threw himself on a grenade.
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#17
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth
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#18
What do you say when you kill five black people with one grenade?
(Offensive) Triple kill!
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#19
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
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#20
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run! She has a grenade in her mouth!
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Why do people enjoy Grenade Jokes?
Grenade Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Grenade Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and grenade jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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