What Are Grounds Jokes?
Grounds Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of grounds jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?
"That's grounds for divorce!"
#2
Why are football grounds odd ?
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !
#3
Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?
Because that would be "grounds" for termination!
#4
So much has been going wrong in the USA You would think it had
been built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.
#5
My school principal is also a mechanic When I asked him about
my shaky car, he said it was grounds for suspension.
#6
How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Who gives a cluck? (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible?)
#7
Gay Marriage Licenses So, 22 counties in Alabama are refusing to issue gay marriage licenses
on the grounds that they believe in the traditional marriage of a man and his sister.
#8
My boss was going to fire me over breakfast this morning but the coffee shop was closed.
There were no grounds for dismissal.
#9
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half
coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
#10
The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you'd almost think it was
built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds I have no shame...
#11
I'm absolutely sick and tired of my wife not cleaning out the coffee machine after she's finished with it.
Grounds for divorce.
#12
As a father, I would refuse to give my daughter away at her
wedding on the grounds that I would have to be there.
#13
We're sorry Micky Mouse, but your wife being crazy is not reasonable grounds for a divorce!
I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy!
#14
The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies you'd almost think
it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.
#15
What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?
Grounds for termination.
#16
What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?
Hippocampus!
#17
The United States has such bad luck It's almost as if it
was build on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.
#18
So 22 counties in Alabama are refusing to issue gay marriage licenses on the grounds
that they believe in the traditional marriage of a man and his sister.
#19
Life is like a cup of coffee...
No matter how much sugar you put in it, there's always grounds at the end.
#20
US disasters and tragedies You'd almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient indian burial grounds...
oh wait...
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