What Are Gt Jokes?
Gt Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of gt jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
TEN>NINE Doctor:" I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10
to live." Patient : "What do you mean by 10?10 what?Months?Weeks?" Doctor: "Nine."
#2
What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?
(_) ( _)>- (_) A Reptile Dysfunction.
#3
Are you Finished?
[X-post from Funny] Its a joke/comic thing. This is it--> http://imgur.com/GskWG
#4
What did Helen Keller call her dog?
<smashes keyboard>
#5
I can't believe after all that shit they're back together again...
>who? >my ass cheeks.
#6
difference between gun and.......
what is difference between gun and lun ( dick ) gun is hot after the shart an lun (dick) is hot before the shart )>
#7
The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry...
...they really *did* love that cat. > Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*
#8
Sometimes I wish I knew more than just a few jokes.
</clever one liner>
#9
Housekeeper >I am a wonderful housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
#10
Best Joke on Reddit Today: <<Copy
paste here from another website>>
#11
What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?
> simplistic 10 letters
#12
What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
#13
This just in, Beverly Hills, 90210 Cleveland Browns, 3 >Credit
to Colin Mochrie from *Whose Line Is It Anyway?*
#14
Why did the ram run off the cliff?
...He didn't see the ewe turn! .>_<.
#15
What did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
***OINKMENT!*** > (This exchange that I found on /r/tumblr makes this joke even funnier to me: > http://i.imgur.com/EzT0Bkd.jpg)
#16
My 6 year old niece told me this one.
What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests? (_) ( _)>- (_) An investigator
#17
Funny Joke **Want to hear a dirty joke** > A boy fell in
the mud **Want to hear a clean joke** > He took a bath
#18
We come into this world with nothing...
Then we die and our wife gets everything. ;-.>
#19
What do you call an African man with alot of problems?
A Zulu Worry-er > I actually made this up just now while chilling with some of my black friends. They loved it.
#20
Wanna see an ass-trick?
Here --> *
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Another reason people love gt jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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