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What Are Guilty Jokes?

Guilty Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of guilty jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Which US President was least guilty?
Lincoln. He was in a cent.
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#2
If I'm guilty of anything it's only of loving too much, insider trading,
public indecency, treason, arson, jaywalking, piracy & cannibalism.
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#3
Her: wanna dance?
Me: I'm never gonna dance again Her: why? Me: guilty feet have got no rhythm Her: ? Me: sorry, I'm old...*Fml*
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#4
Aaron Hernandez found guilty of first-degree murder He has been sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole.
Not sure how much longer he's going to remain a "tight end"
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#5
People found guilty of not using punctuation
deserve the longest sentence possible.
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#6
[judge at restaurant] "I will try...
the lobster" [2 hours later] "I find the lobster guilty of money laundering and embezzlement"
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#7
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time...
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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#8
Q: What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing?
A: Marching banned.
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#9
Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?
Because they are most certainly guilty.
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#10
Judge: how do you plead?
Me: [looks at lawyer] Lawyer: [mouths "not guilty"] Me: hot milky L: *bangs head on desk* FFS just lock him up
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#11
What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?
He Apollo-gized.
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#12
[trial] Judge: how do you plead?
"not guilty" J: but you've admitted to dropping an anvil on him. "he asked me to make him a pancake"
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#13
Showerthoughts has a rule against puns so here we are.
Promiscuous women in 1984 were guilty of thot crimes.
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#14
Hey, courtroom artists.
If you think the guy sounds guilty, draw an eye patch or scar. This isn't photography.
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#15
Tequila If a guy gets drunk on tequila, and beats you up...
then he's guilty of agavated assault.
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#16
Just had the following conversation in court Judge: State your name.
Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You're Not Guilty? Me: Thanks, I'm outta here
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#17
Jared Fogle was guilty and got 16 years He was just grateful for anything under 18.
Credit to SNL that joke might have converted me to watch.
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#18
How do you find a black person?
Guilty.
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#19
Ironic!
That even if Oscar pistorious is found not guilty .He still won't walk free
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#20
Judge: I find him...
not guilty *Tom Brady breathes a sigh of relief* Cop: *cuffing him* So that's where the air was, huh? We finally gotcha
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