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What Are Hair Jokes?

Hair Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hair jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
What did they call Hitler after he lost his hair?
The Bald Eagle..... I'm here all day folks
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#2
What says "Mark!
Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ? A dog with a hair lip
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#3
What is the definition of a Barbarian?
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
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#4
If you gave me a blowjob while in the shower, I'd probably
shampoo and condition your hair while you do it.
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#5
Just asked my hairstylist for the "Bieber."
He shaved off all my pubic hair.
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#6
Daughter just told me my hair looks good.
The request for a ride will be coming in less than 10 minutes.
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#7
Hair is like fitness...
If you don't condition, it'll suck (I'm sorry for nothing)
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#8
Vader: Remove my helmet so I can see you with my own eyes.
Luke: OK. Vader: On second thought, don't. I have 30 years worth of hat hair.
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#9
Who will inherit all of Trump's money?
His hair.
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#10
What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?
Hair-vents.
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#11
The only thing grosser than finding a hair in your Velveeta cheese is knowing
the ingredients inside Velveeta cheese & continuing to eat it.
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#12
*braids your voodoo doll's hair Me: HAHAHAHA!
She will wake up and be like "who braided my hair" HAHAHAHA
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#13
A man in the car beside me had his arm out the window and I was admiring
his sleeve tattoo until I realized it was only excessive arm hair
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#14
I went to the doctors with hearing problems He said "Can you describe
the symptoms?" I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"
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#15
Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
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#16
Why do mice have long tails ?
Well they'd look silly with long hair !
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#17
Things Ted Cruz and I have in common: 1.
Love butter 2. Shy eyes 3. Resurrected from the grave during satanic bloodmoon ritual 4. Brown hair
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#18
This invitation says, "Regrets only," so I'm sending them
a note that says, "My hair throughout most of the 90s."
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#19
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs.
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#20
What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?
.. She pulled her pants up.
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Our collection features 500 Hair Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Most Hair Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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We currently have 500 Hair Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Hair Jokes?
Hair Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Hair Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and hair jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love hair jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Hair Jokes to share?
A good hair jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Hair Jokes safe for all ages?
Most hair jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Hair Jokes?
hair jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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