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Hairdresser Jokes

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What Are Hairdresser Jokes?

Hairdresser Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hairdresser jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A Muslim woman goes
to a hairdresser
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#2
"Can you make me look like this?" *shows
hairdresser a picture of fire*
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#3
Guy Fieri got into a fistfight with his hairdresser.
I guess he finally looked in a mirror and saw what the dude's been doing to his hair.
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#4
What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?
Radio waves !
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#5
Sue: I'm off to the hairdressers, what sort of cut would make me look beautiful?
*giggles* Stan: A power cut.
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#6
What I said : Just a trim, please.
What hairdresser must've heard : Give me the Kim Jong-un.
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#7
How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?
He/she barely even cuts it anymore.
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#8
I told my hairdresser to just take a little bit off the top.
It makes me more relaxed when I can see her breasts
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#9
What is a hairdresser's favorite herb?
Salontro
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#10
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?
Permanent waves !
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#11
There's awkward, and then there's listening to a man
try to have a conversation with his hairdresser.
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#12
I'm not surprised nobody has heard of the terrorist hairdressers?
They're a fringe group.
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#13
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?
A monster with an all-over perm.
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#14
My hairdresser doesn't cut my hair any longer....
He cuts it shorter instead.
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#15
I told my hairdresser to just take a little bit off.
It makes me more relaxed when I can see her breasts.
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#16
HAIRDRESSER: *holding mirror* and the back?
DRACULA: *nodding* um.. yeah.. sure.. great thanks
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#17
I told my hairdresser to just take a little bit off the top...
It makes me more relaxed when I can see her breasts.
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#18
A barber, a hairdresser, and bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
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#19
I'll pay extra for the hairdresser
comfortable with silence.
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#20
Hairdresser: How much should I trim off the back?
Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
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