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Hand Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hand jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What did the boy with no hands get for christmas?
Gloves! Just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet.
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#2
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose but you might
not be able to do either if your hands are severely disfigured.
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#3
Alzheimer A guy stands in front of a urinal with his hand in head hairs.
"I, definitely, remember it's somewhere in hairs"
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#4
I was talking to a record producer at the urinals
and now I've got a number 1 on my hands
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#5
God: Noah, I need an ark.
Noah: Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter? God: Uh [huge grin] cos I'm banging his wife? [raises hand] up top?
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#6
My wife asked me to hand her a tube of lipstick, but I mistakenly
handed her a tube of Super Glue Now she won't talk to me.
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#7
Why did the baker have smelly hands?
...because he kneaded a poo.
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#8
I literally got fired from a job for not knowing what to do with my hands when I talk.
I guess sign language interpreting just wasn't for me
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#9
Bum at the bus stop, lady walks up with dress up her crack, bum discretely
pulls it out, lady slaps him, [hand gesture pushing it back into crack]
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#10
When a child whines and cries, you give it back to the mama, so...
*hands husband back to my mother-in-law*
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#11
I decided to try out a new Mediterranean recipe that takes 2 hours to cook.
I've got a lot of thyme on my hands.
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#12
A wise statistician once told me: Be thankful
you have more hands than average.
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#13
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
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#14
Sorry a lot of sand came out of my sleeve when I shook
your hand; I went to the beach six years ago.
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#15
Him: *down on one knee* Will you marry me?
Me: Nah, I'm good, but... (puts up hand up to high five) thanks for asking!
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#16
[me as a cop] Me: Mrs Hill?
Woman: yes Me: it's Ms Hill now Woman: huh Me: ur husbands dead Woman: h-how? Me [hand on her shoulder]: he died
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#17
How do you know if an Italian person is mute?
When you see he has no hands.
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#18
ME: bartender.
another. BARTENDER: but you just- ME: *slams fist on bar* ANOTHER [bartender reluctantly hands me another moist towelette]
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#19
My friend has a habit of dropping things.
It's getting out of hand.
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#20
I have to hand it to Trump He's the only
man to win an argument with a women
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