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Handbag Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of handbag jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I prayed to God for a handbag and he gave
it to me It's a blessing and a purse.
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#2
Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands?
Where did he keep them? In a handbag.
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#3
My eyesight is so bad that, after I took my contacts out last night,
I chatted to my cat for 5 mins before I realised it was my handbag.
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#4
*makes third wish* Lastly, I want to be irresistible to women.
[Transformed into really nice handbag] Dammit.
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#5
Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands?
Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons
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#6
I'm going to open up an opticians that also sells jewellery
and handbags It'll be called Assess your eyes.
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#7
My friend is showing me her new vegan handbag.
I know vegans can be annoying, but should we really be making accessories out of them?
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#8
I think I found the cure for gonorrhea It
was at the bottom of my wifes handbag.
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#9
They say dog is a man's best friend and diamonds are a girl's best
friend but My best friends are cows because steak and handbags.
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#10
All girls love surprises.
I didn't know putting a snake in her handbag was wrong. We can't understand women.
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#11
Women's logic: I went to buy a suit.
But i saw a beautiful pair of shoes. So i bought this handbag.
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#12
"Why is there sweat on my handbag?" "Calm
down, it's just a little pursepiration."
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#13
Sales clerk: That handbag is very pleasing to the eye.
Customer: Really? I don't like it. Giant Disembodied Eye: YOU REALLY SHOULD BUY IT
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#14
Notice at Church: Don't leave your mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, girlfriends unattended.
Others may think it is an answer to their prayers.
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#15
Cleaning out my handbag.
Wondering if nine pens are enough.
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#16
The amount of stuff coming out of this woman's handbag as she searched for her
keys, I wouldn't be surprised if that missing Malaysian plane is in there too.
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#17
Stuffs sugar packets into my handbag as I leave the cafe.
Sachets away.
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#18
When my wife is sleeping I open her handbag, take out my balls, pat them
& whisper "I know guys I miss you too" then put them back quietly.
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#19
What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?
"Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.
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Why do people enjoy Handbag Jokes?
Handbag Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and handbag jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most handbag jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Handbag Jokes?
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