What Are Handsome Jokes?
Handsome Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of handsome jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Sure he's handsome, funny, smart, charming and successful, but can he fit 54 M&M's in his mouth at once?
I didn' fink fo
#2
George Bush is a pretty handsome
man I would rate him 9/11
#3
You are dark and handsome; When
it's dark,you are handsome.
#4
Sex with two is a twosome, sex with three is a threesome.
Why do you think guys are called handsome?
#5
A woman tries to flirt with a depressed man suffering from ID crisis in a bar.
Woman: Hey! Who's the handsome man here? And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I?"
#6
Scars make a man handsome?
Bathe your cat every day and you'll become the sexiest man in the city very soon!
#7
Dad, how does it feel to have such a handsome son?
I don't know son, ask your grandfather...
#8
Brad Pitt and I had a handsome contest and
the loser had to adopt a bunch of kids.
#9
You say I'm handsome but you also said your employer cancelled your optical
coverage & you haven't had new glasses in 4 years, but thanks.
#10
Just met a guy.Omg he was so fit!
Just met a guy.Omg he was so fit. Handsome even. Never will I met a guy like him again. Caring. Emotional. Nice. And his name was the first letter of each sentence
#11
"Why does that guy always get all the women?" "I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich"
"And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"
#12
Three people having sex is called a threesome...
Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome. (My brothers Facebook status today...)
#13
There are 3 types of guys in this
world 1) Handsome 2) Lucky 3) Me
#14
"They said 'You'll never amount to anything, you aren't handsome enough to be a star, you're too short,
you can't sing, you're not funny enough'" "So anyway here's your medium Latte that'll be 3.79"
#15
Sex with 3 people is called a threesome.
Sex with 2 people is called a twosome. That explains why they call you handsome
#16
Now I know why girls call me handsome If a threesome is with three,
and a twosome is with two, now I know why they call me handsome :)
#17
[1st date] DATE: When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME [leans across] Oh really?
DATE: Yes
#18
If a threesome is having sex with three people, and a twosome is having sex with two people...
I'm handsome.
#19
what did the handsome highschool boy wear to school?
a whole lot of DAAAAAMN DANIEL
#20
A handsome and well dressed old man walks into a bar...
... approaches a good looking elderly lady, and says: "Do I come here often?"
Why People Enjoy Handsome Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and handsome jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love handsome jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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