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Handy Jokes

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What Are Handy Jokes?

Handy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of handy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
Just learned how to masturbate.
It comes in handy.
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#2
What usually comes in handy?
A virgin.
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#3
It's good to know how to jerk off sometimes...
It comes in handy.
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#4
Masturbation comes in handy.
Literally
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#5
My son is a real hand full.
I didn't have any tissues handy.
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#6
Like the man who has run out kleenexes...
this is bound to come in handy!
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#7
I just walked past White Hart Lane and found 3 Spurs season tickets nailed to a wall.
I thought of having them. Nails always come in handy.
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#8
Just found out men can have sex at 88.....
which is handy cos I live at 94 so it's not far to walk home after.
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#9
Why did the masseuse give her lawyer a happy ending?
She thought he could come in handy. (I'll let myself out)
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#10
I'm glad I know sign language,
it's pretty handy.
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#11
Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?
Handy Manny took his job.
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#12
My girlfriend uses an amazing skin moisturizer
It's like taking a handy from a baby!
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#13
I tend to drop a lot of glassware but that means I'd be pretty fucking
handy in one of those "In case of emergency break glass." situations.
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#14
Everyone should learn how to masturbate properly.
It comes in handy
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#15
What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?
Thanks for the handy cap.
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#16
I found out I've been spelling pedo wrong for years.
It's actually paedo. Always handy to spellcheck a CV.
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#17
Why does Fred Williard keep Kleenex in his pocket?
They come in handy.
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#18
Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket?
A: A Chopin Liszt.
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#19
What ghost is handy in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
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#20
A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place.
Isn't that handy?
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Handy Jokes?
Our collection features 70 Handy Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Handy Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Handy Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Handy Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Handy Jokes are available?
We currently have 70 Handy Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Handy Jokes?
Handy Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Handy Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and handy jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love handy jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Handy Jokes to share?
A good handy jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Handy Jokes safe for all ages?
Most handy jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Handy Jokes?
handy jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Handy Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Handy Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new handy jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
Can I find Handy Jokes for a specific occasion?
Absolutely. Our collection covers many themes and occasions. Browse the related topics section on this page to find jokes tailored to birthdays, holidays, work events, and more.

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