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#1
Kids: *jumping on me* WAKE UP Me: I'm woke Kids: How woke?
Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.
#2
It's going to take 14 years to put Harriet on the $20?
I've got a friend in Chesterfield Square who can print some off in an hour..
#3
I like the fact that Harriet Tubman will be on the $20 bill.
It's good to have a black woman represented on American money. It just sucks that it will only be worth $12.
#4
Now that Harriet Tubman is on the $20...
Is it only worth $12?
#5
TIL Harriet Tubman wasn't a real person.
It was just what the slaves shouted to each other on the Underground Railroad, "Hurry it up, man!" Credit: my wife
#6
I can't wait till Harriet Tubman is on the $20 bill
That means I can legally own a black person again.
#7
Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill really pisses me off.
Now its only worth 2 more then a $10 bill...
#8
Slave: I know a way to escape Hipster slave: My friend Harriet has a better way.
You probably haven't heard of it. It's really underground.
#9
Did you hear Harriet Tubman will be on the $20?
Does this mean it'll be worth 70% of its value because she's a woman? Or does it mean it'll be worth 3/5th because she's black?
#10
What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves; the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!
#11
Did you guys hear about them putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill?
To bad it is only going to be worth $12 now.
#12
What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?!
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.
#13
Did you guys see the new $12 bill?
I can't believe they put Harriet Tubman on it!
#14
Harriet Tubman printed on $20 notes, immediately rendering them worth $12.
#threefifthscompromise #myjokesarefunnierwhenIexplainthem
#15
this harriet tubman news is gonna make it super
awkward every time i purchase slaves in cash
#16
I don't want Harriet Tubman on my $20's I don't
want them to be worth 3/5 of their value
#17
All of the people complaining about Harriet Tubman being on the new $20 bill...
Most likely don't see too many $20 bills.
#18
Why did they put Harriet Tubman on the twenty dollar bill and not Barack Obama?
Because if that were the case, you'd never get change.
#19
The US Treasury announced Harriet Tubman will replace Andrew Jackson on
the $20 So there's going to be a whole new bill in the black market.
#20
I don't see why racists are upset with Harriet Tubman being on the $20 bill...
They can finally legally own a black person again.
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