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Harry Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of harry jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?
Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
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#2
The restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally, but
just me getting a pat down from airport security.
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#3
[reading Harry Potter] Me: Do you know what's going on?
3-year-old: He went to lizard school. I'd correct her, but her version is better.
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#4
Harry Potter: A Shortened Version Voldemort: I must kill Harry Potter.
Everyone else: Lol, no.
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#5
What is the difference between Harry potter and jews?
Harry potter made it out if the chamber
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#6
I just watched Harry Potter for the first time and it was
a little unrealistic I mean, a ginger with two friends?
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#7
"Pistorius" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would use to
make someone's legs disappear That's a Frankie Boyle joke
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#8
What happened when Harry Potter had sex with a pig?
He got hog warts.
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#9
Two deaf guys...
Two deaf guys, Ed and Harry, were hanging out talking, when Ed told Harry a joke. Harry laughed so hard he broke three fingers...
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#10
Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?
He was caught playing with his broomstick.
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#11
Harry is a?
Fucking WIZARD!
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#12
Why is Harry Potter better than Jews?
He made it out of the chamber.
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#13
What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?
Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.
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#14
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew?
Harry made it out of the chamber alive...
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#15
What's Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?
Walking Jk, rolling
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#16
Why is Harry Potter so popular?
The story grows on you.
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#17
As a Harry Potter fan, I dream of going to Hogwarts.
My friend is a Narnia fan, and he's always wanted to go to Narnia. My other friend is a Hunger Games fan, but he's good.
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#18
I read "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" in 4 hours yesterday.
I know it's only 6 words, but I was still impressed with myself.
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#19
Two office workers were chatting around the water cooler.
"I had a nice quiet dinner with my wife last night, Harry," said one. "Oh yeah?" "Yeah, except for the celery."
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#20
Harry potter is the story of a troubled kid....
...dealing what what an older man did to him in his bedroom as a child.
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