What Are Headquarter Jokes?
Headquarter Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of headquarter jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I showed up at Disney headquarters uninvited I said I was there for a
Rogue One cameo That's how I learned the security guards have Tasers
#2
At The Nikon Headquarters We need random people in a room to test and sample
our new lenses "A focus group?" DAMMIT JOHNSON THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES
#3
A woman stumbles into the police headquarters.......
And says "Help me! I was raped by an Irishman!" The police are quick to ask "How do you know it was an Irishman?" "because I had to help him....."
#4
Stationary Thief Hits Police Headquarters:
Police say they can't rule anything out.
#5
A new vending machine opened up at isis headquarters today...
It was called the allahu snackbar.
#6
Police headquarters was broken into last night.
All the toilets were stolen. Investigators have nothing to go on.
#7
Two Russian pilots in Syria - Hi, what have you been doing today?
- Bombing the ISIS headquarters... - Which one, the main headquarters? - No man, the main headquarters is on the other continent...
#8
What's the difference between a Pakistani preschool and Isis headquarters?
I don't know man I just fly the drones
#9
Boy at FBI headquarters saw pictures of 10 most wanted men & said,
"Why didn't you keep them when you took their picture?"
#10
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to their jobs at the Sony headquarters.
#11
What do you call money you pay prostitutes?
Headquarters
#12
*Social justice ppl arrive at nintendo headquarters in japan* "Game...
BOY?" *merciless, graphic slaughter of nintendo employees ensues*
#13
Where is the most extravagant brothel in Switzerland, with the most expensive hookers?
The FIFA headquarters.
#14
Kraft Foods, Inc.
has moved their headquarters to Tel Aviv They're changing their name to Cheeses of Nazareth.
#15
Where's the feminist world headquarters?
Bancock
#16
What idiot called it the Police/Fire Department
Headquarters and not GUNS 'N HOSES?
#17
The FBI raided Hillary Clinton's campaign headquarters She
needed them to get in quick and destroy all the evidence.
#18
Let's all meet at BP headquarters
and pee in their lobby.
#19
What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists?
ISISISS
#20
My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to
the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.
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Another reason people love headquarter jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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