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What Are Health Jokes?

Health Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of health jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call the higher-ups of the World Health Organisation?
The who's-who of WHO!
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#2
The new federal health regulations require every citizen to take a half-hour daily walk.
Now at least one part of Obamacare is constitutional.
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#3
My doctor was concerned about my health My doctor was concerned about my colon's
health and wanted two stool samples, but I couldn't give two shits.
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#4
World Health Org says that Roundup weedkiller "probably" causes cancer...
Monsanto needs to make a Roundup Ready human.
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#5
Ben Carson: Health care is not a right.
Trump: We're not gonna just let people die in the streets! Carson: Oh you're so hippocratical!
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#6
Mr.
Peanut can't be a health nut... because he is a legume.
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#7
Health care in this country is a disgrace.
My doctor said run 3 miles a day for a month. I'm now completely lost & 90 miles away from home.
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#8
I failed a Health and Safety course at work today...
One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "Fuckin' big ones" was apparently the wrong answer. Edit: grammer
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#9
I just realized that I get most of my news from Twitter.
So... someone remind me what Pres Bieber's health care bill will do to your mom?
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#10
Some days I think my mental health is coming along
nicely, other days I'm vaguely jealous of turtles.
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#11
According to my doctor it would be best for my health to
stay away from trans fats I'm really gonna miss Tumblr.
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#12
Good news, The doctor says I'm health as a horse.
Bad news, she keeps using large farm animals to describe me.
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#13
(Xpost Antijokes) Check yourself before you wreck yourself...
...with dick cancer. Happy Movember. http://us.movember.com/mens-health/
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#14
My cat ate her breakfast then vomited it all up.
I'm a little worried about her health but she does look awesome in a bikini.
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#15
Taking BuzzFeed's millennialness quiz.
Apparently having mental health issues and not knowing your gender is 100% millennial.
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#16
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic...
...and the mental health system is failing me miserably.
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#17
your momma so fat I'm seriously
concerned for her health
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#18
For health reasons, my doctor says I should
avoid trans fats I'm gonna miss tumblr
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#19
Summer Safety Tip: Before swimming in the ocean, cover yourself in gluten
to lower the chances of being eaten by health conscious sharks.
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#20
I'm looking for something with the health benefits
of yoga but absolutely none of the yoga
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What are the best Health Jokes?
Our collection features 174 Health Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Health Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Health Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Health Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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Why do people enjoy Health Jokes?
Health Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Health Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and health jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love health jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good health jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Health Jokes safe for all ages?
Most health jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Health Jokes?
health jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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