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Heard Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of heard jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I heard that there was a new food court in Coruscant
Its called Admiral Ackbar's Admirable Snack Bar
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#2
Have you heard of the new movie "constipation"?
It hasn't came out yet
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#3
Why did Hank Hill join an S&M club?
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
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#4
Have you ever heard about the man who wrote the funniest joke in world?
I bet you haven't; he died laughing.
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#5
Just witnessed a white girl take a selfie with her coffee in Starbucks.
I always heard the legends but never thought I'd see it in the wild.
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#6
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines.
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#7
Have you guys heard the story about the butter?
You know what, never mind. I don't want to spread it around.
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#8
Heard a good joke about Hillary Clinton's
email scandal TOP SECRET
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#9
I actually heard this joke in a dream this morning What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?
Precubescent
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#10
Never heard this joke before...
neither will you
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#11
I've banged a lot of hoes and I'm planning on retiring.
I heard the retirement homes have good pussy.
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#12
Why did the blonde start rubbing toothpaste on her vagina?
She heard it helps reduce cavities.
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#13
Mexican, Chinese, Jew & Black jokes are all the same.
Once Jew heard Juan, Yu heard Jamal.
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#14
I heard it took at least two elephants to make the keys on my antique
piano I had no idea they were capable of such delicate work.
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#15
I heard they're making a revival of a show once Donald Trump is elected
I'm going to love watching the new Orange is the New Black.
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#16
Me on the Phone: I'm going to "work" from home today.
My Boss: I heard those air quotes.
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#17
Have you heard of the, great, ancient Greek philosopher Mediocrates?
His primary philosophical viewpoint is "eeeeehhh"
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#18
You know what I heard?
Sheep
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#19
I bought a new fragrance today...
Bc I heard with the right Cologne, women just can't say no to you
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#20
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a boogie in it! (Not sure of the spelling, heard it from someone).
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What are the best Heard Jokes?
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Are Heard Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Heard Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Heard Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Heard Jokes are available?
We currently have 951 Heard Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Heard Jokes?
Heard Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Heard Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and heard jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love heard jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good heard jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Heard Jokes safe for all ages?
Most heard jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Heard Jokes?
heard jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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