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What Are Hedgehog Jokes?

Hedgehog Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hedgehog jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A pet hedgehog.
Because you don't have enough pricks in your life.
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#2
What do you get when you mix a bush and a motorcycle?
A hedgehog
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#3
Went out for a few drinks with some hedgehogs last night...
I got spiked
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#4
Hedgehogs...
Why can't they just share the hedge?
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#5
Hello I'm Janardhan and I just had sex with a hedgehog.
It was a little prickly at first but then I stopped masturbating and just went for it.
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#6
Dad is in the bath when his son walks in and asks what's that between your legs dad.
He replies that's my hedgehog son. The son replies it's got a big cock for a hedgehog
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#7
Bring a hedgehog into the library and frantically ask the
clerks where they keep the reverse spell casting books.
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#8
Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?
Because he wanted to see his flat mate.
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#9
What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?
A hedgehog.
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#10
What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog?
Gin and sonic.
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#11
when i tell guys i want a baby i just assume they kno i don't mean a human one.
i want a baby antelope, a baby hedgehog, a baby lizard
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#12
Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?
***"IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***
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#13
What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?
A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.
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#14
[speed dating] Anyway, do you have a baby hedgehog?
"No." *I take a deep breath and roll my eyes* [timer beeps]
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#15
Hedgehogs would seem far less adorable if they had more
relevant names like 'Stabbyrabbit' or 'Weaponrat'
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#16
Hedgehogs ...
Why can't they learn to just share the hedge.
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#17
[trying not to think about Sonic The Hedgehog during sex] Her: faster!
faster! Me: oh god no
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#18
Make your employees work 8x faster by constantly playing that music
from Sonic the Hedgehog when you've been under water for too long.
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#19
Kinda rude the way this hedgehog is running away from
me when I'm trying to stick cheese on his spikes.
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#20
How do you start a hedgehog race?
Say "GAH".
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