What Are Henry Jokes?
Henry Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of henry jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?
You just Amblein.
#2
Henry VIII would be glad to know that in a post-Game
Of Thrones world he actually seems pretty chill
#3
What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?
Same middle name.
#4
Henry constantly confuses sleeping people with dead people.
Henry is also a necrophiliac so things get awkward for Henry quick
#5
[on date] girl: "id like to if i met mr right, how bout you?
have you ever been married" henry the eighth: "our food sure is taking a while"
#6
How did Henry V reload his rifle?
Once more into the breech, dear friends
#7
Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?
He liked to chop and change !
#8
patrick henry: GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH bad people: ok, death
patrick henry: [turns around and whispers] guys this was not smart
#9
Did you hear about what happened to
Henry Winkler He got Eyyyyyyyyyds
#10
Want to hear a clean joke?
Henry took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man.
#11
Henry Miller said, "The best way to get over a woman is to turn her into
literature." That explains "Kim is a kunt" on this restroom wall.
#12
smart husband Wife: honey, can i hold henry?
(their new baby) Husband: wait until he cries. Wife: why?? Husband: because i cant find him!!!!!!
#13
Henry David Thoreau walks into a bar.
The bartender says: We don't serve your kind here! Thoreau replies: Walden. I'll see myself out.
#14
[February 12] Henry VIII: jeez walmart is out of cards, flowers and chocolate.
She's going to kill me! Unless... [February 13] beheads wife
#15
Have you heard about Henry the brown-nosed reindeer?
He's just as fast as Rudolf, he just can't stop as quick
#16
The Ford Escort was named after Henry Ford's love for high-priced hookers.
Ironically, you'll have to pay for sex if you drive one.
#17
It's been quite a while since I saw a movie with Jane, Henry, or Bridget
I guess it's true what they say - absence makes the heart grow Fonda.
#18
Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?
Because he was a VI KING.
#19
Henry IV got injured while bowling.
One could say that he, Bolingbroke, while bowling, broke.
#20
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
--Henry Cate VII
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