What Are High Jokes?
High Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of high jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[Pun] There's something about the sky...
There was a man in an airplane and he had just over dosed on alcohol, one could say he really was HIGH -<>~<>- ^those are what I call 'pun glasses'
#2
Fist bumping high
fives since 94'
#3
Why were the mountain climber's parents disappointed in him?
He was always high! ^(I'm sorry)
#4
HELLO 911, I NEED TO REPORT A HALO SCORE THAT'S "CRIMINALLY" HIGH LOL!!!!
... yes you can talk to my mom
#5
"How high are you!
?" demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you?"." replied the kid.
#6
Why shouldn't you eat meat from pot smoking cows?
Because the steaks are too high.
#7
Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?
He was way to high, man.
#8
I'm writing a movie script about a group of Kenyan refugees who are breaking track records in a suburban American high school...
I call it, "Fast times at Ridgemont High"
#9
I made a joke up!!!
Two midgets walk into a bar. edit: sorry I didn't set the bar very high for this joke. edit2: don't' worry- they're ok.
#10
A cop stops a drunk man and asks: How high are you?
The man replies: This is wrong english, you should say 'Hi, How are You?'
#11
"You'll have more fun in high school, Zach."nn"You'll have more
fun in college, Zach."nn"You'll have more fun in Hell, Zach."
#12
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
#13
I've struggled for years to be above the influence...
But I've never been able to get that high
#14
A priest and a rabbi walk by a junior high school...
The priest peers inside and says "Hey. Let's go inside and screw some little boys." The rabbi responds "Out of what?"
#15
How do you know you have a high sperm count?
Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
#16
Fun fact: Did you know that HIV is Roman for 'high five'?
Pass it on - or, rather, don't.
#17
Congrats to Lindsay Lohan for successfully portraying
what happens to mean girls after high school.
#18
Conjecture: At some point in 2013, our neighbors will get so high that they accidentally sell their own weed.
For weed money. To buy weed.
#19
I had a Muslim kid in my high school and he was
notorious for being late So we called him 9/12
#20
When I see a black guy in a suit I high five him & say "Innocent until
proven guilty MOTHA FUCKAA!!!" Bc he probably just came from court.
Why People Enjoy High Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and high jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love high jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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