What Are Hiker Jokes?
Hiker Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hiker jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?
Hop in.
#2
Hiker's last words "Who the hell do you think you are, that you are eating those blueberries
dressed in that damned fur coat in the middle of this damned forest?"
#3
What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?
"I'm not lichen this!'
#4
An Australian drives up to a hitch hiker with one eye, no arms, and one leg And says "Oi!
You look 'armless! 'Op in!"
#5
A group of boulders joins Facebook...
...hikers and mountain climbers stay inside on Mondays and Wednesdays.
#6
REPORTER: you say you spotted the missing hikers somewhere in these woods
CLEARLY A BEAR IN A FLANNEL & AVIATORS: [right on mic] briefly yes
#7
Two hikers are standing on a bridge over a stream, peeing over the side.
First hiker: "Wow, this water's cold." Second hiker: "And deep."
#8
Tried my hand at this whole 'cougar' business but I just don't like the taste of hikers.
It's possible I read the wrong Wikipedia page.
#9
What is a flea's favourite book ?
The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !
#10
"Tell me" said the hiker to the local farmer "will this pathway take me to the
main road?" "No sir" replied the farmer "you'll have to go by yourself!"
#11
Pat Sajak and Alex Trebek are scaling down a mountain with a group of hikers.
However, one of the safety clips snap. Who's in jeopardy?
#12
What does a hiker love to listen to?
A trail mix!
#13
You girls are so cute, talking about crumbs in your bra.
I found a missing hiker in mine.
#14
A fun way to get exercise is grab
a chainsaw and chase a hiker.
#15
A hiker tried to write poems but he didn't know what to do he tried
all kinds but cleared his mind when he went for a haiku.
#17
What do you say to a one legged
hitch hiker hop in
#18
Yogi Bear: You gonna eat that?
Hiker: THAT'S A BABY. YB: And I'm a talking bear. Hiker: YB: Hiker: YB: So where are we on that baby?
Why People Enjoy Hiker Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and hiker jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love hiker jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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