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Hippie Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hippie jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?
Namaste (better to say it aloud)
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#2
Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?
He liked cold cash.
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#3
What's the difference between a Hippie chick and a Hockey Player?
A Hockey Player takes a shower after 3 periods...
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#4
How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs...they screw in dirty sleeping bags.
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#5
What's red and orange and looks great on hippies?
Napalm
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#6
Saw some cows just standing around in a field doing absolutely nothing.
Get a job, hippies.
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#7
Moses was the first hippie.
He was a guy who came from the hills with long hair and sandals, and he brought with him tablets that made everybody feel good.
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#8
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi
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#9
What's a hippies favorite animal?
An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.
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#10
Maybe naming my new hippie themed bar Free Spirits was a bit misleading.
Lesson learned.
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#11
Where do you hide a hippie's weed?
Under the soap.
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#12
Why couldn't the life guard save the hippie?
He was too far out, man.
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#13
What's the difference between a hippie girl and a can of beans?
You would still eat the beans after a month in the woods
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#14
Hippies.
Had the pleasure to meet a couple of hippies today, and they hooted at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term was 'conjoined twins'.
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#15
Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?
He was too far out.
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#16
A hippie is walking along A Hippy is walking along wearing one shoe.
Another hippy sees him and calls out, 'Hey man, you lose a shoe?' "Nope, found one"
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#17
What's the difference between a Commie and a Hippie?
Nothing. They both suck.^
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#18
Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?
Under the soap.
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#19
Why do hippies wear patchouli?
So blind people can hate them, too.
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#20
How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?
Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and hippie jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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