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Hippo Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hippo jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Can a hippo be a hypocrite.
Would the elephants call him hippocrite. Then he can call them elecunts.
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#2
What do you call a fat person who judges hippos?
Hippo-critical.
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#3
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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#4
What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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#5
Whats the difference between a zippo and a hippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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#6
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo ?
One is really heavy........ The others a little lighter.
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#7
Dad told me this one tonight...
Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? A Hippo weighs a ton.. And a Zippo is a little lighter.
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#8
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.
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#9
You know what they say about hungry hippos...
It was modeled after a date with OP's mom.
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#10
What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
One's a little lighter.
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#11
[Safari] "Remember, when you're near water beware of wild hippos." Don't worry, I'm prepared for that.
*shows handful of white marbles*
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#12
My Animal Science dissertation "Are Hippos Just Girl Rhinoceroses?"
met with a healthy dose of scientific skepticism WHICH I WELCOME.
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#13
I went to a restaurant with my wife last night and ordered the Hippo soup.
I'm still not sure what I'm going to order for myself.
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#14
Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it.
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#15
A hippo comes to a doctor...
with a toad on his head. - What seems to be the problem? - There's something stuck to my ass, - answers the toad.
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#16
Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name?
Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.
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#17
If any of you guys are considering law school, please keep in mind I passed
the bar exam in multiple states & now I'm a purple hippo online
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#18
DOCTOR: You've suffered a brain injury.
It's affected your hippocampus ME:What? Lol sorry I was picturing hippos at college. Who are u again
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#19
"Hippos are actually more dangerous than crocodiles and sharks
combined." - Moron who clearly hasn't pictured a Crocoshark.
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#20
HIPPO: I'm really heavy ZIPPO:
I'm a little lighter
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