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#1
What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?
The Whittle Business *badum ching*
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#2
*hires skywriter* $1 MILLION DOLLARS OR
I SKYWRITE GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS!
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#3
Exorcist - The Sequel Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist?
In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son.
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#4
*hires 2 personal trainers and makes
one of them train the other one*
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#5
"Obama Hires Seahawks Secondary to Intercept Citizen's
Texts, Emails" (Just a fake, Onion-y headline)
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#6
A man hires a $10 hooker and gets crabs...
He goes back with the hooker and complaints , she says "what were you expecting for 10 bucks? Lobster?"
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#7
The new Exorcist movie plot: Family hires
the devil to get a priest out of her son!
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#8
*hires a group of teenage girls to
giggle every time you walk by*
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#9
Oh, you like Five Guys hamburgers more than In-N-Out?
*unfollows *blocks *stews *hires assassin on Craigslist *unblocks to monitor situation
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#10
*Hires life coach* "Ok, the first thing we have to do is get
you off this couch and get you moving!" *Fires life coach*
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#11
*hires skywriter Will you take me back if I
stop wasting our money on frivolous things?
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#12
Did you guys hear about the new exorcist movie?
where the woman hires the devil to pull the priest out of her son.
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#13
*hires sky writer* I K N O W Y O U A T E T H E L A S T F R U I T R O L L U P.
I W A N T A D I V O R C E K A R E N.
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#14
[At job interview] Interviewer: Do you have a police record?
Me: No. But I do have a few of their albums on cassette *hires me instantly
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#15
Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist ?
In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son.
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#16
*hires skywriter* YOU
CAN'T BLOCK ME
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#17
I just thought up a really nerdy joke...
How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT? Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
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#18
*hires sky writer to propose to psychic girlfriend* WILL YOU
MARRY ME *2nd planes flies by 5 seconds later* HELL NO
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#19
Q: What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?
A: An Apple turnover.
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#20
How does a Gorilla become another animal?
When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
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