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What Are Hm Jokes?

Hm Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hm jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
Hm, want to use firecrackers but not wake the neighbors.
I know, I'll light the firecrackers inside a container! Like this megaphone here!
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#2
HR: You know why we called you down?
Me:Hm. Promotion? HR: You know we monitor internet usage right? Me: I'd like to reporting a hacking.
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#3
ME: What's this bit here?
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
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#4
Please don't take my 'mmm hm's' as encouragement
to go on with your story.
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#5
how bout i spell YOUR name wrong, Stahrbux.
hm? how bout i pronounce it wrong, too, huh? you like that? how's that feel, Stlerbecks?
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#6
doctor: "is there anything that runs in the family?"
wife: "hm not really" me: "the dog jogs a lot"
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#7
Hm.
Not sure whether to scold my son for chasing the cat or thank the cat for excersizing my son...
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#8
A forgetful guy walks into a bar...
..Hm?. Oh shit,I've forgotten it!.
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#9
[God Creating] Lucifer: Make them wake up paralyzed sometimes G: That sounds
horrible L: People will love it G: Hm, I trusted you on spiders
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#10
[Guy goes on a date w me] Hm not sure if he likes me [13 more dates] Dunno?
[Marries me] It's so confusing [Stays w me 30 yrs] How do u tell
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#11
Hm im scared of getting murdered.
better go watch 20 tv shows about murder
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#12
*school reunion* Guy: Reporter is cool I spose.
I became a doctor so I could actually help people ya know Clark Kent: *fist clenched* mmm hm
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#13
[creation] GOD: You each have a gift WORM: What's mine?
G: You...spin silk BEE: How bout me? G: Uh...make honey HIPPO: And me? G: Hm...eat marbles
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#14
When someone says "but i thought..." in defense Well, a guy thought that shit is a sugar so he shat into his cofee.
How did that help him, hm? Props to my dad for this one.
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#15
"Hm.
I love being bored and injured. I just wish it was also expensive and cold." - the invention of skiing
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#16
[In a cucumber submarine] 1st mate: *inspecting leak* we're taking on
saltwater captain Cptn: hm yes looks like we're in quite the pickle
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#17
[interview] BOSS: Any special skills?
ME: Skills? BOSS: Like strengths ME: Oh right. I'd say my vocabulary BOSS: Hm... ME: That means words
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#18
English ships start with HMS, United states with USS...
what about Italian ships? AMB. It's stands for, 'Atsa Ma Boat!'
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#19
A japanese man was shouting jokes to his airplane window.
When he noticed he wasn't getting laughs he thought... hm... tough cloud
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#20
Girl, are you an HM move?
'Cause I can't seem to forget about you!
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Our collection features 20 Hm Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Hm Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Hm Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Hm Jokes are available?
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Why do people enjoy Hm Jokes?
Hm Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Hm Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and hm jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love hm jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Hm Jokes safe for all ages?
Most hm jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Hm Jokes?
hm jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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