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Holds Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of holds jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I live 30 feet from my mother-in-law,
Hell holds no surprises.
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#2
*Holds centipede up to your cheek as you're sleeping and whispers*
Hey baby, the restraining order said a hundred feet...
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#3
How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?
She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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#4
If someone holds eye contact with you for longer than 3
seconds, make sure you urinate to establish dominance
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#5
Duct Tape is a lot like The Force It has a dark side,
a light side, and it holds the universe together.
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#6
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. She holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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#7
A Roman walks into a bar...
He holds up two fingers and says "I'll have five beers". (Not mine)
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#8
Our FedEx guy keeps delivering diapers & formula but I didn't order any.
And he cries when he holds the baby. Weird, huh?
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#9
A Roman walks into a bar...
Holds up two fingers and asks for five drinks.
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#10
I justified buying a PS3 because I knew I could always use it to just watch movies, and now that's the only reason I still have it.
A 250GB hard drive holds a shitload of internet porn
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#11
*Stands at produce aisle *Grabs GIANT zucchini *Holds it high in
the air *Yells: Is THIS cucumber big enough for you, honey?!?!?!
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#12
"Thats a killer dirt bike you've got, man!" *dirt bike
holds a knife to your throat* Believe me...I know.
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#13
A Roman gladiator walks into a bar...
...and holds up two fingers. "Give me five beers, please."
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#14
A roman walks into a bar.
He holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers, please."
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#15
JPP is a "oser" (holds middle, ring
and pinky fingers to forehead).
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#16
A Roman walks into a bar........
.....holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
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#17
*holds up bread* this is my body *holds up wine* this is my blood *holds
up an opened lap top* this is my sound cloud, please check it out
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#18
What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?
My zipper.
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#19
*Holds door for woman *Slams
door in her boyfriend's face
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#20
How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?
She holds the bulb up to the socket and then expects the world to revolve around her.
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